I guess I’m wondering because I do consider my actual libido and masturbation to be a different thing from my desire to have sex with another person. But I know other people feel like they’re the same thing to them? Just kinda curious in general.
i love characters who are always like fear not, i shall take care of this problem for you….. by sacrificing myself!! and everyone else is like i swear to god if you pull this shit again i’ll kill you
Here’s the thing, the name is now Jeffrey. I run science shows for kids, and at the start I get them to name a prop character. 80% of the time, they name it Jeffery. I have no clue why. My co-workers have observed the same phenomenon.
I now carry around a laminated sign that says Jeffrey, and pull it out when a kid says it. And thinking I’m some kind of psychic, they loose their shit.
once when i was in middle school we had a substitute teacher one day and one of the kids in my class decided to convince the sub that his name was bob. “why does it say this other thing on the attendance sheet” “i don’t know it’s messed up but my name is bob” “class is this true” “yes literally everyone calls him bob”
now, this was a fairly long-term sub, you have to understand. i think he was there for two weeks?
when our teacher finally came back, he had us all reading something quietly while he looks through the sub’s notes. after a few minutes we hear a sudden shuffling of papers and a bewildered “who the fuck is bob?”
